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Original post by Raving Lunatic on 08//06


I'm trying to think of fake names (male or female) that are homonyms for phrases (there's probably a word for this, but damned if I know what it is). I've thought of a dozen of them in the past month or so, but forgotten every one, except:

Upton O'Good

I'm trying to think of more. Help me out here, folks.

Posted by Raving Lunatic

Names that are just funny are good too. For example, there used to be a woman in the Indianapolis White Pages named Annis Heiny.

Yes, I used to read the phone book.

Posted by mrwilder

I'm surprised you didn't immediately think of Bush, Dick, and Colon. Your three favorite guys.
Posted by Raving Lunatic

Then of course there's Dick Jones. Not anybody I know or anything, just a funny name.
Posted by desertrain

What about Justin Credible, Verbyl Belch, Harden Long,Justen Case,Candy Barr,Constance Farder.
Posted by mrwilder

hehe... don't forget our Asian friends: One Hung Low and Fok MeToo
Posted by Raving Lunatic

Those are all good. I still can't remember the ones I came up with, dammit.

January 23, 2019

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